I am happy to say that the old gal Madonna was just fab last night. I went with Sally Kirkland, big mistake... We couldn't get backstage...I swear I have to remember the next time that everyone is afraid of Sally. I'm not sure why, though she is a sturdy gal, she's sweet as pie.
I could have went with Kelly Osbourne but she cancelled last minute. She got her lip ring caught on a can of Budweiser and ripped her lip open... Poor thing.
Anyway, though I wasn't able to return Maddy's bracelet and ask her why she burnt down my 25 seat , cabaret, Bordello, escort service back in 2001... It's not my fault I didn't serve Pad Thai and it's not my fault Berna told her "We don't sell food here, just pussy". She is a diva and can get very testy about these things..
I was inspired however by Madonna's dancing, she's really keeping it up and being very acrobatic at her age, she must be taking pole dancing lessons too. Though half way through the show I started to wonder how I could bring some Madonna into my show and when she played a fast video montage of all her videos it hit me.. A Madonna Medley... How fun
I'm going to drag my director in on this one and we are going to a Madonna Medley, I can't wait, it will be grand.
Oh, yes, I scheduled my next shows September 14 and 22nd at 7PM at the D-Lounge at the Daryl Roth Theatre, very exciting. I may have my darling Nellie as a guest for one but have to nail down a confirmation on that... I'll keep you posted.